Something to think about on your next business trip.
It’s National Novel Writing Month. Thanks to a combo of laziness & illness, I have not written a word. P.S. Denigmatic, why must you be such a show off?!
Thomas Farley said his department sent 6 percent of the city’s limited doses of swine flu vaccine to Citigroup Inc., Goldman Sachs Group Inc. and other large employers because they traditionally distribute shots in flu seasons… Citigroup, with 1,200 doses, received more than Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center, which was shipped 200. Goldman Sachs also received 200 doses.
Good Morning!
Story of my life. Bonus: check out one of the most ridiculous players seen on the internet since the ’90s.
(Click through to experience the magic.)
1.5 ounces Whiskey
1 ounce Honey
.3 ounce Lemon Juice
3 ounces Water (Hot)
1 ounce Honey
.3 ounce Lemon Juice
3 ounces Water (Hot)
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The closest thing I’ve ever found to a cure for the common cold. PROTIP: add two cloves, a dash of cinnamon, and use Woodford Reserve… |
How I spent Halloween. Left the show covered in sweat, fake (I hope) blood, and bruises; definitely a good time.
Check 2:06 to see the lead singer get kicked in the head by a penguin.
World Inferno—Hallowmas 09 (via evilchildmeow)
Bear v. Dragon
gst: you were a bear this morning not a dragon, which was nice. normally you use your claws if i try to kiss you goodbye, but today you did not!
me: what did i do?
gst: you rolled over so i could rub your stomach! but eventually you said "no more talking" and went back to sleep... i.e. bear not dragon
The only surprising thing about this article is that William & Mary elects a homecoming queen. Once again, W&M puts UVA to shame*…
