February 2012
3 posts
“If there’s one thing I wish I’d learned at 18, it’s that...”
– Some Advice for Young People - http://www.theawl.com/2012/02/some-advice-for-young-people
Feb 11th
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“I get this ache… And I, I thought it was for sex, but it’s to tear...”
– Ginger Snaps
Feb 7th
I wish I was a fuckin' tree.
“Fuck every last one of you. I wish I was a fuckin’ tree.” Deadwood is ruling my life, and Trixie speaks the truth.
Feb 3rd
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January 2012
5 posts
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Jan 25th
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
Jan 13th
“I’m not completely dead inside, it’s just that I don’t care...”
– Overheard at work.
Jan 6th
December 2011
8 posts
1 tag
Dec 30th
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An expert knows all the answers - if you ask the...
V: What's the technical name for midget throwing?
J: Dwarf tossing.
V: YES!
Dec 18th
Dec 14th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
Dec 7th
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
7 posts
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Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 12th
Nov 7th
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 1st
October 2011
8 posts
Oct 31st
WatchWatch
It is snowing in New York. WHAT THE FUCK.
Oct 29th
2 tags
Oct 28th
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 14th
"I basically just eat Lean Cuisine so that later I... →
Last night for dinner I had a Lean Cuisine, Twix, and an ice cream bar. Seeing it explained this way makes me feel 1/2 better and 1/2 worse about my life. via rickyv
Oct 14th
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2 tags
Oct 6th
Oct 4th
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September 2011
3 posts
2 tags
Questions
Why is my soundtrack for data scubbing and statistical testing shitty club & top 40 music? Why does love always feel like a battlefield?
Sep 30th
28 notes
“When you leave you never begin to consider the possibility that, in leaving the...”
– Elliot Perlman, Seven Types of Ambiguity
Sep 8th
Sep 8th
August 2011
5 posts
“In the event of a catastrophic storm, Mr. Bloomberg said, the mayor is empowered...”
– Sometimes you can’t help but love Mike “Mayor for Life” Bloomberg. via NYT
Aug 25th
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Do you make any money off Quaker Oats? There is no relationship between Quakers and Quaker Oats, or Quaker Sugar. What is your position on oatmeal? I like it. Can I be a Quaker even if I hate oatmeal? Yes. -From the Brooklyn Quakers FAQ
Aug 20th
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Aug 19th
“I will stoke this grudge like a fire. I will huff on its embers and feed it...”
– I don’t forgive you
Aug 10th
If your pants take more than ten seconds to put...
From an article on safer beauty options. I’m inclined to disagree, what do you think?
Aug 9th
July 2011
3 posts
“With one in ten women working more than 45 hours a week, it’s no surprise that...”
– -Recent stupid article from Daily Mail I am skeptical… 45 hours a week is not unreasonable, right?!
Jul 15th
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Jul 11th
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@inatube tells me you can learn a lot about...
Me: We took Aldous kayaking. He was very brave, even when he fell in!
Peach: How did he fall in?? Did you like kayaking??
Me: He fell in because he was sitting in the very front trying to look out and he kept slipping in. Luckily, he can swim, though one time I hit him in the head with the paddle by accident while trying to rescue him.
Peach: hahahaha poor Aldous. Dad fell when we went kayaking but nobody tried to rescue him because we were laughing too hard.
Jul 7th
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June 2011
2 posts
Jun 6th
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Jun 5th
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May 2011
5 posts
May 27th
May 26th
“Also make sure to get cash in advance of Monday - banks will be closed then. ...”
– Planning a kayak trip via email yields humorous results.
May 25th
May 22nd
“‘I know you’ is part of my new husband branding strategy. I am...”
– Email from T.
May 5th
April 2011
8 posts
rickyv: Throwing something out at a friend’s? Three easy words to quickly make you look great and your host look like an asshole- “Do you recycle?”
Apr 21st
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